April 2010
Apr 30th
Apr 29th
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heyyyyy you hungry? cause i owe you a knuckle sandwhich ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah oh god so funny
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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watched some Glee today, wasn’t impressed, the characters make out every 10 minutes, joy.
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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today, nelly and i had a very lovely conversation about bella swan *cough (from twilight) nelly says:  i want to f——— rip out his balls. shove it in his mouth. throw the motherf——r down a f——— volcano. chop his dick off so i can feed toffee. and f——— stab him and use him as my stabbing/punching bag. Maryam says:  dont be silly...
Apr 28th
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today, I walked to school, and surprisingly, I wasn’t out of breath. Is it just me or is Maryam so healthy right now?
Apr 27th
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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alia tahmali posted something about me. just so you know. in case you’re interested. for your information. thought you’d like to know. just in case you missed it. if you hadnt noticed. its only a tip-off. if you wouldn’t mind lending me a few seconds of your attention. in case you had some protestation to offer. im going to stop talking now.  socks and heels, yes i know, very ...
Apr 25th
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in reference to my post on the 25th of April 2010 which was posted at 10.20pm, Alia Tahmali stated that I was ‘short’. About ten minutes later she decided to take that back and replace it with ‘an extremely tiny human being with exotic hair’. So, from now on, mar·moo·lade       [mahr-mooh-leyd]/ˈmɑrməˌleɪd, ˌmɑrməˈleɪd/ Show Spell  short provided by alia tahmali ...
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
anzac day; i woke up at 10.22 am today. my mother and two other sisters are too busy making a pavlova in the kitchen. i don’t hear much cooking, i havent even heard those crack sounds eggs make when you crack them open, all i hear is random shrieking. we’re supposed to go out today. should i wear earmuffs? for some reason tumblr just asked me if i would want people to answer my...
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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ruby just laughed at my tumblr. geeee thanks ruby.
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=637331&showcomments=true today, i went to the zoo, spoke some parseltongue (yes, not many people are aware that I am a parselmouth), tried to steal some pygmy marmosets, touched orangutan fur and forgot to wash my hands after, and bought some juice - tropical flavour, not one of those silly orange juice citrus whatever they make these...
Apr 22nd
Apr 22nd
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HI GUYS ITS MY FIRST POST YIPPE YEE DOO DAH!!!!!!!!!!!! …….well, erm, this is awkward. oooooh a harry potter tumblr.
Apr 22nd