April 2010
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heyyyyy you hungry?
cause i owe you a knuckle sandwhich
ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah oh god so funny
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watched some Glee today, wasn’t impressed, the characters make out every 10 minutes, joy.
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today, nelly and i had a very lovely conversation about bella swan *cough (from twilight)
nelly says: i want to f——— rip out his balls. shove it in his mouth. throw the motherf——r down a f——— volcano. chop his dick off so i can feed toffee. and f——— stab him and use him as my stabbing/punching bag. Maryam says: dont be silly...
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today, I walked to school, and surprisingly, I wasn’t out of breath. Is it just me or is Maryam so healthy right now?
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alia tahmali posted something about me. just so you know. in case you’re interested. for your information. thought you’d like to know. just in case you missed it. if you hadnt noticed. its only a tip-off. if you wouldn’t mind lending me a few seconds of your attention. in case you had some protestation to offer.
im going to stop talking now.
socks and heels, yes i know, very ...
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in reference to my post on the 25th of April 2010 which was posted at 10.20pm, Alia Tahmali stated that I was ‘short’. About ten minutes later she decided to take that back and replace it with ‘an extremely tiny human being with exotic hair’.
So, from now on,
mar·moo·lade
[mahr-mooh-leyd]/ˈmɑrməˌleɪd, ˌmɑrməˈleɪd/ Show Spell
short provided by alia tahmali
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anzac day;
i woke up at 10.22 am today. my mother and two other sisters are too busy making a pavlova in the kitchen. i don’t hear much cooking, i havent even heard those crack sounds eggs make when you crack them open, all i hear is random shrieking. we’re supposed to go out today. should i wear earmuffs? for some reason tumblr just asked me if i would want people to answer my...
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ruby just laughed at my tumblr. geeee thanks ruby.
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http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=637331&showcomments=true
today, i went to the zoo, spoke some parseltongue (yes, not many people are aware that I am a parselmouth), tried to steal some pygmy marmosets, touched orangutan fur and forgot to wash my hands after, and bought some juice - tropical flavour, not one of those silly orange juice citrus whatever they make these...
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HI GUYS ITS MY FIRST POST YIPPE YEE DOO DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
…….well, erm, this is awkward. oooooh a harry potter tumblr.